made of poo

today, a new sing-songy chant blazed its way through the playground, and even though it's mildly inappropriate to be singing at school, it's also way hilarious and therefore i haven't tried to stamp it out of the kindergarten culture just yet.

here it is:

(sung to the tune of the scooby doo theme song)

scooby scooby doo

made of poo

shaggy thought it was brownies

so he took a bite

and his face turned white

and that was the end of shaggy

i am very impressed with the kids for this, despite the fact that it was very obviously stolen from something else.